A Lilliputian knight riding swiftly across a Brobdingnagian butt cheek, lance a’ready to burst the coming red balloon, a pulsating red bullseye on the horizon.
Holy showers of infectious juices rain upon thee. And we shall douse ourselves with myrhh and powder our noses and be cleansed.
Tags: beautiful imagery, boils, holy christian shiny baby Jesuses, lance, lance a boil, lancelot, Swift
September 12, 2008 at 8:36 pm |
I’m not sure which is more hilarious here, the blog itself which absolutely disgusted me or the Tags, which include Beautiful imagery + boils and shiny baby Jesuses. I’m not really sure what to think about this, but i kind of made me want to throw up my lunch. No i take that back, the entry itself definitely made me want to throw up. Rain drops of pus, ewwww!! I don’t even want to think about being covered in rain drops of pus, whitish and yellowish and greenish pus falling from the sky. Did some giant pop a huge pimple?!