CURTAIN MAN
Spotted walking home from work:
A half naked Polish man peering creepily out through his window with the
lace curtains wrapped around his torso. This was not a simple glance out the window
to check out the weather. I believe the curtains were a lame attempt to camoflauge
himself while ogling those who dared walk by his window.
CREEPY T-SHIRT
Spotted while waiting for the bus this morning:
Creepy old man wearing a t-shirt that said:
“I’m not a gynecologist but I’ll check it out”