Welcome to the blog where you feel completely liberated and free! Free to flap wildly, to ridicule, scorn, spite, flail, ponder, and bask, bask in irreverance as much and as long as you like! We will make fun of stuff, but we won’t call people “shitfaces” when we do it.
Here you can feel validated that yes that scene you witnessed was in fact completely idiotic, or people that do “that” are indeed morons, without feeling like that guy who sits in a dark corner hating the whole world and wiping the snot off his nose so it doesn’t drip on his keyboard. Or that girl who munches the air and has bad armpit sweat and is basically Janine Garafolo in “Wet Hot American Summer”.
You’ll know what we mean by air munching later. Soon.
Anyway, this is the place where wild inappropriateness and raging philanthropy alike flourish and flutter, as abundantly as flies on skyscrapers of poo. This is a place where Jesus is shockingly shiny and God is named Beth. Here, the foundations of humanitarianism rest on such selfless acts as kicking potato door stops out of their wedged hell on certain streetside entryways of New York City.
We are in this place to express the oddities of everyday life. We are here to expose the faults of the weak-humored, to point out acts of douchebaggery and churlishness alike, and also to celebrate and promote the bizarre and ridiculous in this world, which are usually right under your very nose and you don’t even know it.
For example, that loose mole above your lip. It’d probably come off with a brisk tug and then no one could ever say again that you look like Elijah Wood with flippers.
Anyway, read on at your lesiure, share and be welcomed to do so, and comment against us at your own risk of merciless taunting. }:) <– Satan emoticon
What? It is our blog isn’t it? Even though we won’t say things like “shitface” and ”I hate you,” we have to reserve some elite rights.
Now, lettuce appears and fills the screen of your mind until you reach the next entry… (ahem foreshadowing ~ watch for a video following this allusion!)… Stranger things have happened. And we welcome them.
